Humans of all ages: our new Kickstarter is well underway. Our goal: to riff the 1998 Godzilla, starring Matthew Broderick in another live nationwide simulcast.
This movie has a giant lizard of course, but this one has SHAPELY, SEXY LEGS. It has Matthew Broderick, who IN HIS VERY FIRST SCENE SINGS A SHOW TUNE. It’s chock full of wrecked buildings, exploding vehicles, truly terrible quips and an inordinate number of scenes involving fish.
It’s our standout, number one, most requested riff ever. And since it’s a Hollywood studio movie, it costs a small fortune for us to riff it. So we’re asking you good people to join in on the fun, kick in some dough and enjoy some very nice rewards.
Still remaining at the higher levels is one of my favorite rewards: I WILL COMPOSE AND PRODUCE YOU A SONG, on whatever subject you choose, in whatever style you choose. Please know that I don’t work blue and I suck at rap.
So thank you for contributing. Thank you for considering. And just plain thank you for being such wonderful fans.